The alternative 2014 sports awards: the year's best gaffes, rows and grasshoppers

Forget the title triumphs and golden goals - 2014 was the year a baboon chased Luke Donald, Barack Obama was mistaken for Chris Smalling, and Felix Magath wowed Fulham with his cheese ... in a special 12 months for Fifa.com: a report on Sepp Blatter's keynote speech at Fifa's Congress in June - an address listened to by 750 Fifa delegates all wearing free luxury watches: "Football as a catalyst for social change: no football without ethics and integrity". Jonathan Pearce at half time today pic.t...